Chicken Soup for the Free Man

A follow-up to Shak's post . No offence intended of-course.

A few commandments until freedom is not lost to society's norms :

1: Thou shalt have the most eclectic of digital media.
2: Thou shalt have an opinion , unbiased,frank whatever be the problem.
3: Thou shalt behave as if nothing is amiss when your married friend spends hours in your room without speaking.
4: Thou shalt complain about the unfair advantage women have in all spheres of life :).
5: Thou shalt work/play/sleep hard though not necessarily in that order.
6: Thou shalt think twice before uttering any of your thoughts on Valentine's day's shaky raison d'être in-front of enslaved friends. They already know better and it's a lot worse than thou canst imagine :).
7: Thou shalt maintain a confused/questioning look when confronted on things about thy relationship status. This shalt induce the worst of complexes in the interrogator.
8: Thou shalt not meet your gf's parents/relatives under any pretext. It may lead on to things nightmares can only boast of.
9: Thou shalt never converse long after having dinner/lunch at your married friend's place. Such dialogues invariably end up with a suggestion of a good match and an analysis of your erratic habits.However do not blame your friend. He is not happy doing this to you either.
10: Thou shalt not heed heathens who hate Maggi/cornflakes.

And ...
When married friend's do get drunk (once in a blue moon), ask them about the reality. These pearls of wisdom will help when thy resolve starts to falter on rainy days.